Epic Fail Cow

the new personification of epic failure. can be used as a photobomb or just to use when bored. best used at times when a fat person fails.

Jacquez-Hey. Watch this.
*Fat kid goes for a slam dunk on kids 4' basket ball goal*
*Fat kid misses and falls on his face*
Random guy that has no idea who Jacquez is- Not funny.*Bursts into fits of uncontrollable laughter*
Jacquez-*Laughing so hard at the fat kid trying to beat up the goal that he's crying when the goal falls on the kid* EPIC FAIL COW!!

by QuezOreo November 18, 2011

Epic Pro Bot

A stupid bot EpicBeast made

Man, Epic Pro Bot should die
Epic pro bot is so dumb.

by The Rainy edge February 17, 2021

This is epic

what ben shapiro uses on twitter to show that it is good and that it is a fact, that doesnt care about your feelings

This is epic, that's just a meme, i know..

by HalfSICKO April 12, 2021

Epic Yawn

The sound that God makes when he is tired. It is a rare site to see.

"So I was on Skype yesterday, and Peaches had an epic yawn." (Btw, Peaches is God.)

by kathryn.bubblez.yum.heehee April 7, 2011

Epic

This word was originally overused by kids, now turned into ironic words used by the intellectuals.

Guy 1: oh hey i won the lottery!
Guy 2: lmao that's fucking epic

by btcmr123 June 13, 2019

Epic

epic is when some dank meme arises and takes control
epic(the non meme and boring) another word for amazing.

Woah. Epic. :)

by get the bleach January 5, 2020

Epicity

Synonym of Epicness. Epicity is normally used when calculating how epic a person is.

Enosh's epicity: 88.9%
Karter's epicity: 92.3%
Sarah's epicity: 79.0%
Gomer's epicity: 97.2%
Mike's epicity: 98.9%
Average epicity: 91.3%

by SodaliteFB April 9, 2025