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MANDATORY SHIT SMEARER

CONSISTS OF multiple SEX ACTS done to a MANDATORY SHITEATER who has to do or has done to them at a MANDATORY SEX PARTY iwhich is MANDATORY to attend so you won't get arrested.
OK, do this guy in AFRICA had SHIT SMEARED everywhere by others all over their anatomy and ANAL ALAN the SHIT you just made the as the MANDATORY SHIT SMEARER as at the MANDATORY SEX PARTY you will be told to take off all your clothes go to the STAGE where you are asked and hand the cannisters of SHIT too the STAGE EMCEE and the ones responsible will be the MANDATORY SHIT SMEARERS as all over your body you being the SHIT SMEAREE they will SMEAR SHIT and in order to GO IN DRY as you did they have to first let all the SHIT dry as they do have the SHIT FANS as you've seen them and by you ANAL ALAN standing where the SHIT HITS THE FAN. drying your SHIT and after all the SHIT DRIES you get TRAUMAUCKING A PEDOPHILE TREATMENT where they go in dry as the ASSH0LE has been prepared for the SEX ASSHOLE DICK BALLS ORGY at the SPORTS BAR where the origin of TICK TOCK SPLOTCH , TIK TOK SPLOTCH, TICK TOK SPLOTCH , and TIK TOCK SPLOTCH rule as well as you must MANDATORY CUM at the SEX PARTY.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE October 15, 2021
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shit on my windscreen

by jaqx0r December 11, 2010
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egg shit tight

When something is perfection..like a crew of your closest homies partying the right way in New Orleans. A party where shitting in baskets is allowed and the boot is the only thing that can be drunk. Or as some say...extra tight.
Damn that Mario kart winning streak was egg shit tight.
by Joeybahk5000 February 5, 2018
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shit and piss combo

When you try to fart, but you instead piss and shit at the same time.
One time when I was 9, I was giving my dad an back massage, i was sitting on his back and wanted to fart but instead I did an shit and piss combo so stinky your nose will turn into dust if you smelt it, he immediately jumped up and my hot diarrhea splattered all over our brand new carpets, he went and showered and I could hear him crying, when he got out he made me clean my shit with my blanket, he made me sleep with my blanket that night, i was crying so much because the smell of my shit was that bad, i vomited and the pressure of my vomit was so harsh i did another shit and piss combo, i was crying as i rolled around in my filth and my dad came in and screamed when he saw it, "how can such an small child have so much shit inside there body?!?" he said, he then said to me to take an bath and i was forced to sleep in the couch because my dad didn't want to risk me sleeping in his bed because I might do another shart and piss combo, we then bought an brand new carpet and an brand new bed set for me.
by pinecone alligator October 28, 2022
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Bilbo your shit

Verb: to Bilbo your shit. To drop everything in your life and go on a spontaneous (and potentially ill-conceived) adventure, often in a foreign country/city.
"Fuck this job, I'm gonna Bilbo my shit and move to Scotland." - Lisa Fjoryn

"Did you hear about Joey? He Bilbo'd his shit and moved to Vancouver."

"I'm seriously considering Bilbo'ing my shit right now."

"Just Bilbo your shit with me. What's the worst that could happen?"
by Dea_al_Mon September 19, 2014
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Shit’s your thanks

Shit’s your thanks means when you do something for someone and they don’t say thank you shit is their thanks
“I cleaned the dishes”
“Ok”
Well shit’s your thanks
by Iwa b July 4, 2020
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Nazi Shit Perp

When the bathroom is occupied forcing you to take a fat mike wasowski shit in the neighbors toilet without wiping or flushing and leaving EPIC shit stains in the bowl of the toilet and wiping a picture of nazi shrek on the wall and exiting the house nude screaming fire in the hole
Did you see that nude man run across the street? He just laid a Nazi Shit Perp in brads toilet!
by ShReKsHiTz January 9, 2021
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