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50 Ways to Leave Your Guava Burger

A special Bob's Burgers burger that comes with guava
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the 50 Ways to Leave Your Guava Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018
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pull yourself up by your boot straps

literally referring to what Abraham Lincoln (read a few law books he found in a junk barrel, then became a lawyer and later President of The United States and Booker T Washington (learned to read and write as a sailor's) actually did, this term means:

to legally work, or rather legally to nigger, one's way up the social ladder of one's society in one's zeitgeist using nothing but one's own blood, sweat, toil, common sense, education and street-smarts, and not relying on your country's social assistance/welfare system (provided of course you are able bodied and not mentally ill to the point of not being able to work)
son: I don't understand how Abraham Lincoln legally achieved what he did. He was born on a bloody farm.

father: Jordan, just stop blabbering and learn the meaning of the phrase to pull yourself up by your boot straps and you'll do just as well. Now good night.
by Sexydimma July 23, 2012
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National slap your girls ass day

When you slap your girls booty every Friday
National slap your girls ass day-Today’s national slap your girls ass today so I’m going to slap your ass
by Butterboi4lyfe October 13, 2019
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You're getting yours, I'm getting mine.

Everyone else is out there getting theirs. Make sure you're taking one and getting one for yourself. While everyone is out there having a good time, you're out there having a fucking great time. Take what you want and have one for you.
Dude 1: "Hope you're getting yours, I'm getting mine."
by Beauties Only March 23, 2017
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People use this term to refer to someone who owns their body and look powerful but at the same time they aren’t part of certain gender standards or don’t look like a certain gender at all. If a person uses this term it means they are gender envious of your looks and how your gender is figured out.
Example: Oh my god! You gorgeous, ugh, where did you get your gender?!?
by thatrainyrain February 14, 2022
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Put your plug in my headphone jack

This is also known as computer or technology sex
Ooh I put your plug in my headphone jack . Oof You made a computer pregnant and now she gave birth to USB Drive. You sick bastard
by one_sexy_mother_fucker_69 January 27, 2019
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National give your hoodie day is on January 9th so u have a hoodie give it to either your crush or your girl
Yo Cole it’s national give your girl a hoodie day give genivee ur hoodie
by R.O.D NIGGAz January 8, 2020
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