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banging the wife

banging the wife is code for losers who have wife's that won't give them any sex. so they lie to their buddies and say they were busy banging the wife which is code for fapping or making love to one's self.
Matt was getting owned by Nick in a meme war and couldn't think of anything to say. So matt said " I was banging the wife." Matt was really fapping or making love to himself while he watched a jib jab movie he made of Nick doing a striptease.
by the meme war master May 8, 2016
mugGet the banging the wifemug.

Errol & Wife

Errol & Wife
For my friend Errol & his gorgeous wife.
I want to wish you both a beautiful

Valentine's Day.I can't think of a happier

or more blessed couple than you
I love you both & wish you well so all

the HATERS & HAS BEENS can fuck off

out of their lives..
Please get a life of your own
Errol & Wife.

A beautiful couple with big hearts 💕 I love them🙏🏽
by Janet21 February 14, 2023
mugGet the Errol & Wifemug.

Randy's wife

An inhuman specimen of unimaginable heft. Can be a substitute for the proverbial "your mom is...." jib, as your mom has since lost the title of the fattest known entity in the known universe to Randy's wife.
Randy's wife is so fat she has her own gravitational pull
by Notable FWI alumni March 21, 2024
mugGet the Randy's wifemug.

Wife Beater

A shirt most commonly worn by men, that has straps and is composed of semi-elastic fibers. Usually seen on men with beer-bellies that are known to practice domestic violence, hence their name
Those Hanes wife beaters are nice man, how much were they?
by R3alities January 26, 2017
mugGet the Wife Beatermug.

Whore Wife

A married woman who keeps up with her wifely duties on a daily basis. She also sells her holes to random men on the weekend to make extra money or because of the sheer need for fulfillment. Be careful some whore wives have been known to bring home diseases and their breath will smell like hot jizz.
My neighbors whore wife is at it again, I’ve got to deal with random dudes coming and going from their house at all hours of the day/night.
by BigButt12345 May 12, 2023
mugGet the Whore Wifemug.

WIFE

bro look at her batty, WIFE
by lk2wavyy17 February 23, 2022
mugGet the WIFEmug.

Leahs wife aka rose

OK SO. SHES GORGEOUS SHES AMAZING SHES TRUST WORTHY, I FEEL LIKE EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE A GREAT FRIEND LIKE HER. anyways so go follow her on tiktok and insta her tiktok is @leoxxxrose and her insta is @leahsbaeasf
I’m gonna go meet Leahs wife aka rose
Omg take me with u batch
mugGet the Leahs wife aka rosemug.

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