Twitter

A Place where any type of opinion is automatically offensive and if anyone notices your comment, You're done for.

Random twitter user: I prefer McDonalds instead of burger king

Other Twitter user: OMG THIS PERSON LIKES MCDONALDS!?!?!?11?!?//

Everyone: !!!

by Yeeetur November 1, 2020

The twitter

The vacant wasted space between a woman’s twat (vagina) and her shitter (butthole).

THE TWITTER!!

“What do u call the spoace between the twat and the shitter ,,,??

“The twitter”

by Scott_sporto the 1st May 26, 2025

Twitter

People who use Twitter and likes cancelling someone for a stupid reason are little 2 braincelled Goblin eared Fish smelled Pizza brained Sewered pit Underarm smelled Mouth puddled rotten cabbaged, And sensitive little troglodytes.

Pov: You are A

A: Olive oil is White people oil.

B (Sensitive Twitter Troglodyte): HEY YOUR RACIST!! GET CANCELED

A: Calm down its a joke you sensitive troglodytes.

by SREV March 31, 2021

Twitter

It's a quite kind and well-mannered app/website if you manage to be in the correct community. If you don't... well... be VERY CAREFUL about what you say because you can get cancelled if you even say anything slightly offensive.

Person A: Hey, any socials I can follow you on?
Person B: Yeah, I have a twitter.

by doodlie.zemi May 19, 2023

Twitter theory

the theory that if a person is making a dark joke, you say how it's racist, ableist, homophobic or whatever shit that they joked about.

well that tweet was using twitter theory.

by ActuallyVorteks November 3, 2021

Twitter

A platform used by unvaccinated jobless morons whose motto of life is to get offended by something and then use up that offended energy onto a worthless attempt to boycott a company and cancel a person.

"Don't do that buddy, you might trend on twitter if someone notices what you did"

by SoggyFlake December 2, 2020

Twitter Influencers

A twitter user with more than 10k followers, who shares content (mostly funny or sexual) to stare up opinions of their followers.

Twitter Influencers are stealing and recycling tweets.

A twitter influencer once told me my tweets aren’t sexual enough to appeal to the timeline.

by •ι αм α Gσ∂•✨♋️ September 8, 2019