An extremely random, extremely awkward, instant messenger conversation piece, most often used to freak out the receiver.
by Carlito the Drug Lord December 17, 2006
When a guy wears pants that are too tight for him and his pee-pee makes an outline in his pants giving the illusion of a turtle popping out of his shell
by The Big Topper June 11, 2010
1. Someone who is says something in a conversation and there is nothing to be said back to. Usually a third person.
2. Someone who makes the mood in the room incredibly uncomfortable.
2. Someone who makes the mood in the room incredibly uncomfortable.
Michael is an awkward turtle.
by Speechless_13 October 08, 2009
by Rob Sampson June 26, 2009
When you smash a turd(green in color) with the bottom of your shoe creating a stamped out green turtle made out of crap.
by stacksandsnacks February 21, 2015
A term used to described the moment a turd pops his head out for a look, then slips back in to ones anus
I was sat on the bog thinking it was a normal pooh when the curious turtle came out to play to tease me.
by Dirty Golfing Legend April 05, 2014
The Korean men had create the turtle ponchos. The turtle poncho was originally called the stone turtle. The stone turtles were shipped to places, and was soon referred as the turtle poncho.
Turtle ponchos were sold.
by Chancla Thrower is wrong February 20, 2019