snail trail

term used to describe a wet patch on a bed after sexual intercourse, normally after the woman has sat upright on the side of her bed.

the loose bitch left a snail trail all over my bed after i fucked her brains out last night.

by ratman September 2, 2003

trailor

A common way to misspell "trailer"

"how come trailor trash whites like you always are born and die in the trailor ? you dont like to aspire ? even your fellow whites look down on you"

by White Chick in the Ghetto July 6, 2009

rusty trail mix

a hot steamy shit after eating hot sause, nuts, grapes, and a couple dingleberries. After done shitting you scoop the poop out with a net and feeding it throught the cameltoe with a granola bar.

" That far hairy pussy was just asking for some rusty trail mix"

by Derek aka cumfart March 2, 2009

Hiking the Appalachian Trail

A euphemism for a mysterious disappearance as a result of illicit activities.

Disappear for a few days and need an explanation? "Sweetie, I was just 'hiking the Appalachian Trail!'"

Boss asking for a note on why you were out for a four-hour lunch with his wife? Yep, you guess it - you were out hiking the Appalachian Trail!

See also Sanford, soon-to-be-former Governor of SC.

by thecovert June 24, 2009

trainsurfing

The act of riding the exterior of a railway carriage. The only upside of this activity is the high likelihood of the surfer being squished, thus removing himself from the genepool.

"Another kid died trainsurfing."
"It's just natural selection in action."

by Hierophant July 20, 2008

happy trail

a line of hair usually starting at the belly button that leads down to the genital areas, it also helps to guide blind peoplez of the 20th century down to the genital areas.

blind dude:if it wasnt for that chicks happy trail i couldnt have finger banged her while she was knocked out.

by hala balooga March 27, 2008

trainspotting

standing in front of a dj while they're playing a set in order to find out every detail of the record they're playing. this is done so a person can go out and buy said record then play like they found it on their own.

DJ: Dude, stop trainspotting my records! Can't you find some to buy on your own?

by rocksrock November 8, 2005