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Executive Tongue-punch

When a dog-shit employee goes out of their way to french kiss the shit-box of a high level manager as a means to promote job security. Generally, this is done when said employee should be fulfilling their job responsibilites, but instead choses to spend that time caressing the managerial balloon-knot.

Other forms of "Executive Tongue-punching" include, but are not limited to: inviting the boss and his wife over for dinner, going out drinking with the CEO, and going on vacation with the president of the company.
Brian: "Did we get those reports from Greg yet?"

John: "Nope. Been waiting on them all morning. I guess an executive tongue-punch comes before his job."
by Shenaniganz13 February 8, 2023
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poon tongue

The use of smooth talk to persuade a women to have sex.
I used my poon tongue at the bar last night on a hot blonde.
by Silver Tongue Devil November 21, 2010
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The Demon's Tongue

The Demon’s Tongue is the very first independent blog dedicated to the philosophy, psychology, politics, and ontological mathematics of Hyperianism.
Check out The Demon's Tongue at demonstongue.com!
by Merricklorent June 7, 2020
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Tongu

The most wonderful Turkish man who has the heart of a lion and the smile of an angel. His passion for biology is only topped by his intense love for Turkish kebab. He has grown a magnificent stomach to prevent blowing away in the wind.
I want my kids to grow up to be like Tongu
by tonguthegoat September 18, 2023
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Moose tongue

The gritty, pasty, slimy, film like feeling on your tongue after eating. Especially after eating ass.
I got really bad moose tongue after eating Kim’s ass last night.
by Tom minor October 15, 2022
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Tongue kiss her other tongue

Act of eating a women's asshole. The other tongue meaning her anus regardless of color. (Pink/brown)
Dude, last night was so crazy. We went to fourth base, I asked if she wanted to sit on my face. I started eating her pussy and ended up tongue kiss her other tongue 🍑😝.
by SwaggerThugger January 7, 2024
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Tongue Stamp

The figurative footprint of someone who ate you out. Can be used to reference that that more than one person had done it.
I’d like to leave a tongue stamp on her.

How many tongue stamps does this girl have?
by Russian Unicorn July 23, 2019
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