Gas tongue

When a woman is giving you a rim job and cocks your leg back and you fart in her mouth

Dude:Hey bro guess what I did on the weekend !

Friend:What’s that man

Dude:A girl was giving me a blow job and was working her way to my arsehole and I gas tongued her !

by Gas bomb April 6, 2022

Poseidon’s Tongue

When you drop a sizable dump into the toilet creating a splash back with sufficient height to be able to reach the anus. The Poseidon’s Tongue is the one drop of splashback that licks inside the anus

Dave: wow, I dropped a hefer of a dump and ended up with a Poseidon’s Tongue
Keith: that’s horrendous, you poor bastard

by Maybe on Wednesday April 13, 2022

Eskimo tongue twister

When you put an ice cube in your mouth and then provide oral pleasure on your partner.

Ever since I gave Jessica an Eskimo tongue twister she won’t leave me alone.

by Little Mrs Bish April 15, 2022

Tongue punching hummus

Going down on a yeasty fanny

Her fanny was so sour it was like tongue punching hummus

by Obscured Green wednesdays April 20, 2022

Snake tonguing

When you go to take a piss but your urine splits off into two streams, causing your Shlong to appear as a snake.

“God damnit bro, I started snake tonguing and pissed all over the seat.”

by Daddy Adler January 17, 2021

Dual Tongue

When you have two tongues instead of 1 and the second one is pointy and 20 ft long and makes you growl and eat stuff.

Guy 1: That guy is Dual Tongued!
Guy 2: HAHAGRRRRRRRRRRRHAHAGRRRRRRRRRRHAHAGRRRRRRRRRR

by W Rich January 19, 2021

i typed this with my tongue

man your just weird like who does that??
do your parents not feed you so your trying to eat the germs on your keyboard?
get a life man.

"i typed this with my tongue"he said
that man just typed on his keyboard with his tongue i think his one of those special ed kid, she thought

by handle grabber January 26, 2021