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troll bride

Not usually deemed to be one until after the fiasco of a wedding, the Troll Bride makes a series of mistakes & poor decisions out of pure stubbornness, uneducated guesses, & deceit that antagonize the groom & everyone else involved.

Troll brides are guilty of some if not all of the following:

*Got the groom to propose after falsely claiming to be pregnant.
*Rejected initial engagement ring & demanded a prettier, more expensive one.
*Canceling arrangements at the last moment, after whatever was ordered has already been paid for.
*Making sure the bridesmaids are dressed as frumpy as possible so no one will pay attention to them.
*Postponing the wedding because the groom broke tradition by seeing her before the ceremony.
*Making the groom or his parents pay for everything.
*Interfering with the caterers & decorators by lording over every thing they do, like she knew their job better than they did.
*Saying "I do not" after begin asked "do you take this man."
*Postponing the wedding several times, especially for petty reasons.
*Telling the groom his best friend can't be his best man because she hates him.
*Complaining about the wedding gifts while the givers are withing earshot.
*Making the baker redo the cake.
*Acting like a spoiled diva drama queen.
Are you really going to marry your troll bride of a girlfriend after she ran out on the last guy she was engaged to?

She ended up being a troll bride; she lied about being pregnant & he's stuck with her because divorce is expensive.

What a troll bride; there's no part of the ceremony or after party where she didn't make an embarrassing ass out of herself.
by ThatEvilRedhead October 4, 2011
mugGet the troll bridemug.

Time Troll

Someone who won't stop talking. Over-share about themselves, their relatives, their surgery, etc.
The guy/girl at the store/work/church won't stop time trolling me.

Every time I see (insert name), I quickly turn around before they can time troll me.
Caller ID saves me from time trolls.
by Pearl Onion July 17, 2018
mugGet the Time Trollmug.

Treasure Troll

An ugly or elderly woman wealthy enough to be seemingly attractive.
Guy 1 -"Dude, let's go to the bingo palace and pick us up a couple of treasure trolls."

Guy 2 - "No way dude, last time I got mauled by a leopold ! "
by Sparky347 July 21, 2011
mugGet the Treasure Trollmug.

trolling for booty

someone who attempts to hit on a girl, even when the person is ugly or un-liked. Usually a the "troller" is a stalker.
by jp123456 April 1, 2009
mugGet the trolling for bootymug.

forum troll

Somebody who patrols an interweb forum or message board and uses childish tactics and droll wit. An absolute detriment to the intelegence to an internet group or society as a whole.
Quote Being the ultimate epitome of the human race that I am, I have a hard time trying to comprehend WHY men, born superior, with testlcles and testosterone would want anything to do with a female way of life. It simply doesn't make sense. Why would a MAN want to degrade himself by playing as a WOMAN?? -Zaknafeinn (SB official Forum Troll)
by AntiTroll December 7, 2006
mugGet the forum trollmug.

shrimp trolling

occurs when a guy ejaculates in another guy's ass and sucks it out with a straw
Lance and Harold engage in shrimp trolling everynight while their wives watch.
by yo_daddy June 12, 2003
mugGet the shrimp trollingmug.

Troll War

A troll war is when two or more ppl are trolling other at the same time. One or more troll war participants may be aware that a troll war is commencing or all parties participating in the troll war are not aware that a troll war is going on.
Jake and Fred both just told me they were trolling the other on facebook. Those losers are in a troll war and neither of them realizes it. LOL.
by hobocorn October 21, 2011
mugGet the Troll Warmug.

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