the theory that once one person gets tomato-reacted, a whole wave of people suddenly pops up saying the dumbest stuff imaginable just to farm tomatoes too. like one tomato drops and everyone else starts speed-running brainrot to get their own.
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Forget what they learning in school, this prejudice moron must have learned more about Coincidental Race Theory from his own ignorant parents.
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