The Scarecrow Theory

The idea that one of your friends are so chopped that good looking girls run away in terror, but they can pull because they don’t have a scarecrow.

“John is so chopped I can’t pull in English class, but he already has a girlfriend. He’s an example of the scarecrow theory.”

by Twigsteroonie September 3, 2025

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Take The x3 Stroot Boot Stroot Boot x3 Theory Out Of Here

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

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Portal theory

The act of shooting one’s sperm, breaking the speed of sound and ripping black hole, teleporting down into one’s mouth and “accidentally” swallowing it.

Yo did you hear that Logan believes in Portal theory.

by El Choso November 8, 2025

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The L Theory

The L theory is a scientific theory that states the following: Anybody with a name starting with the letter L is a cutie. This theory has been confirmed as of September 1888.

The L theory applies to every L except her... not her..

by Lennitth September 15, 2021

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Conspiracy Theory

What retards who are blind to reality call it when you point out something obvious.

Can you believe some people think that anti-Whites want to destroy the White race just because they LITERALLY FUCKING SAY that they want to create a world where everyone (in the White countries) is mixed and there are no more White people, what a conspiracy theory!

by Callivan January 18, 2023

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Cat Theory

The theory that women are like cats, in the way that when you go to pet a cat, it doesn't want anything to do with you, but when you give a cat no attention, it comes and cuddles with you. The same goes for a woman and the amount of attention you give them.

How did you bag Sara bro? She's a 10!

Cat Theory Bro. Ignored her for two weeks. Works every time.

by bacondeliguava July 19, 2016

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