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Twitter

The Hell hole of the internet. Where people can get canceled over the stupidest thing or over actual illegal activities when the cops should be involved and not people who argue over a post from 10 years ago.
Person 1: hey man do you have Twitter

Person 2: i did but then someone doxxed me for not agreeing with them (don’t dox people it’s not cool and can risk multiple people’s safety)
by SululuScrabble June 17, 2022
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Milo Stan Twitter

The nicest stan that has ever existed. The brightest side on stan twitter. Mostly tweets and defend about melanie. The only straight male crybaby in this universe. Always bring a justice on every stan fight. The mature one but still floping so hard
X : omg have you seen milo stan twitter? He always give a positivity vibes !
Y : yeah, thats very kind of him
by Taylor illicit affair November 22, 2020
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twitter sitter

Someone who waits for any tweet, for the sole purpose of replying to that tweet regardless of the content of who said it.
Mike: I blocked Daniel on twitter

Joe: Why?

Mike: He's a twitter sitter!

Joe: Oh, my friend replies to just about every tweet too!
by blaine.alan April 27, 2009
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Off-Twitter

Usually stated in preface to a spoken, offline expression of an opinion that would risk disapproval, backlash or cancellation if posted on social media.
"I support trans rights, but off-Twitter, I don't think it's fair for trans-men to compete on women's teams."
by Outta Sight August 5, 2022
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Twitter vulture

People who search through old tweets to uncover racist, sexist or mostly out of context, non politically correct jokes or statements. People who think they're symbols of virtue but are essentially garbage collectors for likes and retweets.
"Peter is a Twitter Vulture, he's searching for old racist tweets on the people he follows"
by Nezhar March 18, 2019
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Twitter

If Twitter is insane then it lends some credibility to my whole "Schizophrenic horde" thing doesn't it? See how that works do you?
Hym "I'm sitting here, thinking to myself, and trying to reconcile Dr. Jeepjorp's position on Twitter. So, Twitter is insane because it doesn't follow the rules of a face to face interaction... Because, in a face to face interaction, the threat of violence would cause people to self-censor and prevent them from saying anything too offensive... But you don't have a right to not be offended... Self-censorship is bad... And using violence in response to words is wrong... And threats of violence are wrong... And if I'm more capable or willing to commit violence I have more of a right to say egregious things (in a might makes right sort of way) because I will 'win' the violent altercation... Hmm 🤔..... There's a lot to unpack there... I might run out of characters... Well, let's see... It sounds like he's trying to reconcile my family's dialect with the behavior of the broader community... Which is hilarious! But you're an idiot. That's not how that works. But that's the second time he's said that (and I'm paraphrasing) 'If your family has a dialect that's incongruent with the collective language then you're insane'... Shit, ok, so how do we define 'insane?' Well, we could take Merriam Webster and say 'Not normal or healthy in mind.' Sure. But what constitutes normal? You know what? I'm running out of space. Ok, hold on, this is going to take a minute... Just... Just gimme a sec, hold on...." 🤔☝️
by Hym Iam August 3, 2022
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twitter

twitter is literally an overreaction.
by lilyivyemerald August 22, 2021
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