River Valley

A "River Valley" is a collection of people who influenced you deeply by coming into your life, and the incidents that followed their arrival that changed you "forevermore".
They may or may not still be around but you will always carry a small part of them with you wherever you go.

It can also be a way of describing your life.
Life being a River Valley of events that goes on and on and never stops.

First referenced in the song "River Valley" by Souparnika Rajagopal.
"River Valley tell me how it feels when you're going on and on" - from the song River Valley by Souparnika Rajagopal

"River Valley don't fade away" - from the song River Valley by Souparnika Rajagopal
by Souparnika Rajagopal March 16, 2024
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Apple Valley Steamer

Where you wake up the next morning, and your significant other forgot to wipe the night before your anal tickling with your bald head.
"Dude, why does it look like a poop emoji on your head?"
"She gave me an Apple Valley Steamer last night, man."
by griz93 December 25, 2019
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Escalante Valley

A large rural valley in southern Utah mostly filled with incestual inbreds, almost everyone is related by blood, and everyone is related by marriage.

It's an area plagued by MAGA and uneducated people, a place where uncle's rape their nieces and get away with it under the protection of the LDS Church.

Unsustainable agriculture is also popular here, people grow the most water-intensive plants for cows who live on the other side of the world, rather than organizing and growing Food for People. These people are facing a pending aquifer collapse and they don't even realize it.

On the weekends the good ol' boys will go out driving onto the dirt roads, getting shit-faced while killing, rabbits chiselers, coyotes or anything that move. They always make sure to toss their beer cans and liquor bottles out into the sagebrush so the wives don't know that they were drinking when they get home. Meanwhile when all the good old boys are romping around, the housewives are popping opiate tabs to deal with their suicidal depression from being objectified by the LDS church and their husbands.

Every Sunday these "good" people have the opportunity to return to church and repent for their sins.
In Escalante Valley many men live by the value system of rape, repent, repeat again.

I'm going to Escalante Valley to shoot some chiselers.
by BdogW February 09, 2019
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Cache Valley Mormon

Member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints that live in Cache County, Utah. Arguably the worst Mormons out there due to their rampant level of incest and cheapness.
Dude 1: Dude look at this chick I matched with!
Dude 2: Yeah right dude, she's a Cache Valley Mormon.
Dude 1: No way, she's fine!
Dude 2: Sure if you like shopping at Walmart and hanging out at the Fun Park...
by Big Camp June 06, 2022
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Shiva Valley

A potential wedding venue that radiates an enchanting aura coupled with delicious trance
"I can't wait to get married at Shiva Valley...on a Tuesday"
by Anush June 20, 2020
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Meramec Valley Middle School

A place full of extra fake hoes. Everyone here is either fake,trash, or the 10% of decent human beings. Also a place where any private place has a vaping looser. Welcome to our hell aka middle school
by Nick-Jesus March 04, 2018
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valley night cap

(Regional Slang) To deposit fecal matter into the oral cavity of an unsuspecting victim whilst sleeping.
"This foreigner isn't from around these parts, someone outta give him a valley night cap."
by Spameater95 May 03, 2024
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