by Blackfame March 9, 2021
Get the Karened out mug.A disease that only attacks the female immune system, specifically middle aged women. This disease attacks discreetly and cannot be detected, and eventually reaches the brain to alter brain chemistry. This disease is also known to grow the tip of the jaw bone outward, creating a longer chin that sticks out from the face longer than the nose. Other symptoms include a flatter buttox, and the spine to cause them to walk like a duck.
Symptoms:
- Deflated Buttox
- Duck-Like Walk
- Perky Lips
- Extended Chin
- Nasty Behavior
Symptoms:
- Deflated Buttox
- Duck-Like Walk
- Perky Lips
- Extended Chin
- Nasty Behavior
by steammustachio August 31, 2025
Get the Karenitis mug.Karen Ballsnatcher (noun)
Definition:
A Karen Ballsnatcher is a middle-aged to older woman with the classic privileged suburban, soccer-mom look—stiff shirt-butch haircut, pearl-clutching tendencies, statement earrings, and an inflated sense of superiority—who actively seeks to undermine and emasculate adult men. Unlike other “Karens,” she doesn’t just fuss—she dominates, nagging, berating, and theatrically scolding men as if they were incompetent children. Every word, shriek, and demand is designed to make a man feel small, powerless, and infantilized, while she parades her control like a badge of honor. She thrives on asserting authority over men, leaving them flustered, floundering, and fully aware they are in her crosshairs. Synonymous with battle-axe, hag, shrew, terrorizer of grown men.
In a nutshell: A Karen Ballsnatcher is a woman who treats men like her personal punching bags, fussing and nagging until she gets to feel in charge.
Etymology:
Named after the viral September 5, 2025 incident at a Philadelphia Phillies vs. Miami Marlins game. Phillies outfielder Harrison Bader smashed a home run into the stands, caught by a dad who gave it to his 10-year-old son on his birthday. Enter the Karen Ballsnatcher: the woman who stormed over, loudly argued with the father, and pushed her way into the spotlight—snatching not just the ball, but the authority of the startled father. Her antics exploded online, cementing her as the queen of bratty dominance.
Definition:
A Karen Ballsnatcher is a middle-aged to older woman with the classic privileged suburban, soccer-mom look—stiff shirt-butch haircut, pearl-clutching tendencies, statement earrings, and an inflated sense of superiority—who actively seeks to undermine and emasculate adult men. Unlike other “Karens,” she doesn’t just fuss—she dominates, nagging, berating, and theatrically scolding men as if they were incompetent children. Every word, shriek, and demand is designed to make a man feel small, powerless, and infantilized, while she parades her control like a badge of honor. She thrives on asserting authority over men, leaving them flustered, floundering, and fully aware they are in her crosshairs. Synonymous with battle-axe, hag, shrew, terrorizer of grown men.
In a nutshell: A Karen Ballsnatcher is a woman who treats men like her personal punching bags, fussing and nagging until she gets to feel in charge.
Etymology:
Named after the viral September 5, 2025 incident at a Philadelphia Phillies vs. Miami Marlins game. Phillies outfielder Harrison Bader smashed a home run into the stands, caught by a dad who gave it to his 10-year-old son on his birthday. Enter the Karen Ballsnatcher: the woman who stormed over, loudly argued with the father, and pushed her way into the spotlight—snatching not just the ball, but the authority of the startled father. Her antics exploded online, cementing her as the queen of bratty dominance.
1. “At the office meeting, a Karen Ballsnatcher in upper management cornered my coworker and scolded him about using the wrong font, leaving him stammering like a flustered schoolboy.”
2. “During the barbecue, our Karen-Ballsnatcher neighbor lectured Dad for ten minutes on how to grill the burgers, and by the end he was double-checking every flip like a nervous teen.”
3. “The gym trainer barely said a word before the Karen Ballsnatcher principal started criticizing his form, and he spent the next hour apologizing for existing.”
4. “At the family game night, Uncle Mike tried to explain the rules, but a Karen Ballsnatcher interrupted him with such shrieking authority that he surrendered the dice without a fight.”
5. “She marched into the boardroom, wagging her finger at every man in sight, and left them all sitting silently like children who had just been caught stealing cookies.”
2. “During the barbecue, our Karen-Ballsnatcher neighbor lectured Dad for ten minutes on how to grill the burgers, and by the end he was double-checking every flip like a nervous teen.”
3. “The gym trainer barely said a word before the Karen Ballsnatcher principal started criticizing his form, and he spent the next hour apologizing for existing.”
4. “At the family game night, Uncle Mike tried to explain the rules, but a Karen Ballsnatcher interrupted him with such shrieking authority that he surrendered the dice without a fight.”
5. “She marched into the boardroom, wagging her finger at every man in sight, and left them all sitting silently like children who had just been caught stealing cookies.”
by Tonetare2016 September 10, 2025
Get the Karen Ballsnatcher mug.Karen is one of the best friends you could have, she's always easy to make happy with some stupid jokes or even some food (hamburgers or coffee). She's always down to chitchat or to gossip with her friends about any topic. Sometimes she can be very sentimental but you can cheer her up pretty easily. If you are up to help her, she'll be up to help you too. She usually knows when something is wrong, so you should listen to them more frequently.
by BLAGE July 26, 2022
Get the Karen mug.A usually irritated, likes to call the manager, negative, has a lot of kids, drama queen woman of the caucasian race.
Karen: “You forgot my ketchup packs, call the manager RIGHT NOW!”
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Manager: *sigh* “It’s always a Karen...”
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Manager: *sigh* “It’s always a Karen...”
by Pika Pikachu April 29, 2020
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