Pottonmouth Fever

Pottonmouth fever is the next level of Xerostomia (dry mouth) when one partakes in the use of marijuana smoking. Symptoms may include: hot sweats, raised body temperature,
an intense craving for cold beverages, the illusion of wearing a chin necklace or a headband, slurred speech, irrational decision-making and an overtly intense, ravenous thirst that would make you sell your grandma to a black market sex slave ring for a bottle of ice cold Arrowhead Water.

Duuude, I just smoked an ounce of weed with my daughter and some guy's wife and we all have a bad case of pottonmouth fever. I'm reluctant to inform you that we have sold your grandmother to the Zulu Nation Gangbang Division for $3.00 worth of delicious, refreshing water.

by Mr.Tank June 3, 2017

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Bumpkin fever

When you have sex with a country girl and her entire family.

Dude, I had bumpkin fever last night

by anonymous May 26, 2022

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maple fever

When a non-canadain is attracted to a Canadian 'Eh.

I can stop nailing canading chicks, i think i might have the maple fever.

by 1SIKWS6 December 5, 2015

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jukebox fever

The affliction where one is confronted by an internet connected jukebox with access to almost every song ever recorded yet being unable to think of any song ever.

"What song you putting on Dai?"
"I dunno Bryn, I've got jukebox fever."

by jcmg March 21, 2020

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hog fever

When you eat a huge meal and fall into a food coma.

Travis ate a HUGE turkey dinner and fell into hog fever like a dumb ass.

by Narcolepticdickswallower November 16, 2017

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double yellow fever

A sexual obsession with watching asian girls urinate.

guy #1: dude last night hui lian pissed with the door open and I saw the whole thing from the bed, I got the weirdest boner.

guy#2: DOUBLE YELLOW FEVER!!

by joanrafio August 10, 2012

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