horizontal shit

A shit that is horizontal.

A horizontal shit is essentially a turd that turned sideways while still inside the rectum, forcing it to come out horizontally, often rupturing the anus in the process. It often occurs when one has to keep themselves from defecating for extended periods of time.

"damn man, yesterday I had a horizontal shit so bad it made my ass look like the Japanese flag"

by LongWangChang September 3, 2016

alcohol shit

When after a night of heavy drinking your shit is like 50% pure vodka

After the last night i had the worst alcohol shit ever, the whole bathroom smelled like vodka.

by krbji July 6, 2016

Godzilla Shit

When you take a large, stiff shit that causes you to make a screeching howl much like godzilla.

Someone in the stall next to me was taking a serious godzilla shit!

by gw376 December 17, 2012

Shit the couch

When a girl takes it in the rear, and when the man pulls out the girl literally takes a shit on the couch.

"Hey, did you hear? Tanya shit the couch last night?"

"Really? Tyrone must've gave it to here good then"

by pinohkio December 18, 2011

shit squid

A person who reacts like a squid when confronted but, in lieu of ink, utilizes their own shit to spew on to everything around them.

Frederick's such a shit squid, he accuses everyone of the same shit he does anytime he gets called out.

by derekjaydj October 12, 2019

Milky Shit

When you are in a really bad situation and you can't do anything about it. You're screwed or got screwed over.

Mary: "I just broke my phone charger, I can't get another one because my car is in the shop, and my phone is at 2%."
John: "That's some milky shit."

by CMaggieS November 29, 2016

shit tank

When you take a crap in someone's toilet tank. Usually done at a party so no one can figure out who did it.

Synonomous with Upper Deck

Dude, last night I got so drunk at this party that I gave some guy a shit tank.

by gilbo95 March 8, 2008