slippery jinx

Escaping a regrettable hook-up by successfully sneaking out while they are sleeping.

Upon waking Todd realized the only chance he had of escaping the abomination he had put his dick in the night before, was the trusty old slippery jinx maneuver, which he completed successfully by going out the second-story bathroom window while it slept.

by Snaketoe October 29, 2017

slippery little moose cactus

A term meant for hedgehogs or percupines. Small moose covered in spikes. Like a cactus.

Look at that slippery little moose cactus over there. He’s finna prick someone in the ass.

by Jackassmuthafucka03 November 2, 2017

Slippery Pete

A male who is willing to wait in the lurch for his roommate to take a momentary sex break; only then to seize the moment and seamlessly slide in sex with the unknowing woman.

God damn Jimmy, pulled a slippery Pete on me and started banging my chick when I went to get water!

by Kozbot December 1, 2017

slippery twat tickler

Jordan Hepburn

Jordan Hepburn is a Slippery twat tickler

by your Father Figure 69 December 19, 2017

Slipper Dip

The 'Slipper Dip' is when after a night of heavy drinking a person partakes soon after awakening.

Bro like this morning i felt so hungover but then i Slipper Dipped and now its all good.

by TheSargeant081 January 12, 2018

slippery twat brownie

When an overly tan girl is wearing a skirt and no panties, slips and falls on an icy deck and gets her labia stuck on it. Like a tongue to a flagpole in the winter.

You should have seen Gina when she came out of the tanning salon that b**** slipped and fell and got a slippery twat brownie

by Des and Kirstie May 3, 2018

Slippericus Lanicus

A slippery road. Often resulting from rain or similar weather

A: Hey I'm gonna be running late today
B: y doe
A: Cause I have to go down a Slippericus Lanicus
B: oh shiz waddup
A: Yeah, it'll be hella route to get through.

by WHATDOYOUMEANINEEDAPSEUDONYMYO January 23, 2018