Reverse Columbus

When your lady consents to allow you to “sail your ship into her harbor,” but you sneak it in and plunder the booty instead.

Katie wouldn’t be in the predicament she’s in if those guys would’ve given her the reverse Columbus.

by Woduk May 22, 2019

Reverse Shark

A man swims on his back naked with a hardon, masturbating, in any body of water.

Did you see that guy reverse sharking?

by sir christian jonathan mermaid September 19, 2012

Reverse lambering

Exactly like lambering but done solo by contracting the anal muscle, also known as the Fudge muscle, in such a way as to control one’s turd exiting and entering the anus in a rythmic manner. The result produces a vibrant symphony of bleats, grunts, rumbles and snorts. Masters are believed to achieve The symphony with this technique.

Elaine : What is that I hear? It sounds lovely!
Jerry : It’s the damn Maestro practicing the lost art of Reverse lambering.

by AlabamaBaby February 20, 2021

Reverse Griddle

When you get a hand job after you tucked it back.

Boots gave me a reverse griddle last night.

by Fuzzynuffin June 28, 2020

reverse vasectomy

Surgery to tie any random tubules to the vas deferens so that orgasm results in a wide variety of bodily fluids being ejected from the penis.

Kim had a reverse vasectomy, now he bleeds when he cums.

by pseudonymities June 6, 2019

Nigga Reverse

The Nigga Reverse is when you strip naked a random black guy, and stick two fingers in his ass. Once you do that, take all the shit, and shove it in his mouth to make him throw up. Then he will eat the throw up while you keep shoving your fingers up his ass, then cum in the throw up, making it smell good. Once you do that, take a spicy shit in his mouth, kiss him, and swab the shit in both of your mouths.

Hey, why are your teeth brown, and you smell like diarrhea?

I did The Nigga Reverse last night

by Hitoocool January 24, 2021

Reverse Heartburn

The opposite of stress-induced heartburn. When you are so happy, you couldn't possibly notice something like heartburn.

Did you hear Jay was coughing up blood from stress-induced heartburn?
No way, man! That was before he fell for Ericka; you know, the blonde with the hot ghetto booty? Jay is so twitterpatted now, the only heartburn he gets is reverse heartburn!

by SlipperyTurtle September 20, 2016