The perfect situation

A friendship where you can have regular sex with no strings attached.

Paul: Jay, are you seeing that bird then or what?

Jason: Fuck no! I've pulled off the perfect situation.

by Stré September 19, 2012

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the perfect pump

the perfect shoe. a sexy pair of heels with a low to medium heel.

i was shopping at my favorite store yesterday and found the perfect pump.

by stickynikki March 30, 2010

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Perfect Glass

A cocktail glass, filled with a shot of straight liquor (Scotch preferred), with rocks or without, and meant to be enjoyed for the drinking and the company, rather than getting drunk.

Hey man it's good to see you again - why don't we each pour ourselves a perfect glass and catch up?

My drink of choice is a perfect glass of whiskey/Scotch/vodka.

by aliastx August 27, 2010

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The Dude Perfect

When you fuck her, get head, and then leave.

Pound it!
Noggin!
See ya!

Bro, I hit her with the Dude Perfect yesterday. Shit was lit

by Yung Car Payment May 12, 2022

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Someone who is completely beyond words in terms of how great and flawless they are. It's impossible to describe them as "perfect." Because no one who is "beyond perfect" can ever be that straightforward. They are amazing in every way.
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HEY GIRLIE IT'S YO BOI CHILDE, I JUST WANNA SAY YOU'RE BEYOND PERFECT TOASTY

by ToastySupremacy February 5, 2022

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