when you go on top of a tall building in times square with a lot of males and ejaculate off the building causing the jizz to spray down onto the tourists
by jizz creamery February 23, 2021
Jizz Feet is a term used by males after getting out of a shower that did not drain properly. A male nearly always jerks off in the shower, thus leaving him walking around with sperm on his feet after getting out of a shower that did not immediately drain.
by Cubby Dubby July 11, 2018
by Metallovinslut January 27, 2019
1) Ejaculate that ends up in an undesirable location, typically as a result of masturbation. For example, on a keyboard, laptop, computer monitor, a pet. May cause damage and will always require unpleasant cleanup.
2) A horrible person whose conception is viewed as an tragic accident. Usually a total motherfucker and a douchebag and usually a male.
Implies that their father's semen should not have come in contact with his mother's egg for the better good of humanity. Example: Adolf Hitler.
2) A horrible person whose conception is viewed as an tragic accident. Usually a total motherfucker and a douchebag and usually a male.
Implies that their father's semen should not have come in contact with his mother's egg for the better good of humanity. Example: Adolf Hitler.
1)
"I just had a major jizz accident. My keyboard is soaked in cum".
2)
"Donald Trump's dad should have pulled out"
- "Yeah, he's such a jizz accident".
"I just had a major jizz accident. My keyboard is soaked in cum".
2)
"Donald Trump's dad should have pulled out"
- "Yeah, he's such a jizz accident".
by alveraan July 27, 2018
It is where a man (particularly named jezza) ejaculates over his missus while singing and dancing to the fortnite song “chug jug with you” to assert dominance and regain strength
Man 1: bro watch out he’s doing the jezza jizz
Man 2: run before he catches you!
Jezza: We got a number one victory royale
Yeah, Fortnite, we 'bout to get down (get down)
Ten kills on the board right now
Just wiped out Tomato Town
Man 2: run before he catches you!
Jezza: We got a number one victory royale
Yeah, Fortnite, we 'bout to get down (get down)
Ten kills on the board right now
Just wiped out Tomato Town
by Cactusjack69 July 26, 2021
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