Turkey Blasted

A sexual act involving a Turkey, a bumhole and a strong gag reflex.

Joe Santagato: Yo danny! You know the hot chick from the bar? She Turkey blasted me!

Danny: Holy shit man. Thats tight as fuck!!

by Sesh Panda May 20, 2020

stone cold blast

ABSOLUTELY FUN TIME TO THE MAX.......!

Had a stone cold blast yesterday

by Airmen DAD April 8, 2022

Cranberry blast

When a girl has her period and cums all over your dick

have you ever had a cranberry blast? It's tasty

by Tjsanallover October 7, 2017

Jimmy Blasted

Exclamation for when you get blown up by a creeper in Mine-craft.

Oh shit man, I just got Jimmy Blasted!!!

by moneymonkey123 January 28, 2018

Brisbane Blast

The medical and sexual practice of anally penetrating someone who is constipated in order to induce defecation.

"Bro could you come over? I haven't crapped in 3 days and I need a Brisbane Blast"

by OldPublicFunctionary February 26, 2024

Flavor Blasted

When someone eats enough cheese flavored snacks to acquire a thick layer of cheese dust on their fingers and then smacks someone on the ass, leaving a cheesy handprints.

"Did you see Tina's butt??? "

"Yeah, she must have gotten flavor blasted by Jeremy. I saw him polish off a bag of Cheetoes a few minutes ago."

by CuriosaFatale March 5, 2018

Pineapple blast

When somebody sticks a pineapple up their anus

Hey did you hear Bobby did a pineapple blase G:What

A pineapple blast they stick a pineapple up their ass

by BUBBLEloves June 22, 2022