Someone who was embarrassed or emasculated in there childhood who cuts off all ties with family or friends to sit in there dark room using there computer all day, sometimes not even doing anything and just staring at the screen.
a way you can tell someone is a cheddar goblin is if they have bright pale skin, are really skinny, and sometimes can be a femboy.
the phrase "cheddar goblin" comes from the Nicolaus cage movie "Mandy"
a way you can tell someone is a cheddar goblin is if they have bright pale skin, are really skinny, and sometimes can be a femboy.
the phrase "cheddar goblin" comes from the Nicolaus cage movie "Mandy"
by Qesdfjoibcvmbj August 15, 2022

Will take do anything to get his loot or any loot for that matter. If you die and then come back he’ll have taken everything. He’ll die trying to get his loadout if he has to.
Alex: where’s my stopping power gone? I left it by the shop after buying the loadout
Owen: sorry mate didn’t know it was yours..
Alex: you’re such a loot goblin!!!
Owen: sorry mate didn’t know it was yours..
Alex: you’re such a loot goblin!!!
by Pigrabbit69 August 5, 2021

With some many trailers registered in this county, could you imagine the number of trailer goblin that certainly must be non-registered voters?!
by Steven Annette Smith May 9, 2022

Children derived from a mother that thinks sitting on a stoop in her house coat , drinking Carlo Rossi and smoking cigarettes that are purchased with her parents credit cards is a super sport.
Can you believe those crotch goblins took their grandmothers credit card and maxed it out on shoes ?
by KayKayB May 18, 2024

A sex act in which a person is anally penetrated and bends themselves forward enough that they are able to perform analingus on the person penetrating them.
I hooked up with a contortionist last week and she goblin gut gobbled me. I came so hard I woke up two days later.
by Cris Crankshaft January 22, 2023

Green goblin, a sexual activity that stoners participate in. The green goblin comprises of punching a cone of marijuana whilst getting your shaft throat slammed by your lady friend.
by Greenleaf September 25, 2016
