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"jonny has 300456 apples he gives jessica and conner 5678 how many apples does poor ass jonny have?(multiply,divide,use fractions,dont forget to add you decimal point,round to the nearest 10th and then add the two number you get and subtract them by 30 pi squared)you may use ur non existent math notes to help.
by ARGJUEIGFIGBARK March 2, 2022
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the torture that corrupts the human brain damaging life as we know it. and forcing young children to solve other people's problems
when you do math your heart rate goes from 80-110 in seconds
by bestfreindswithaveragejoe November 1, 2022
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Math

Something that some kids are excited to learn when they hear about it, but once realization finds them, they either want to skip school or stay at school. It will also STAY in their head for the rest of time
I'm learning math this month, mum!
by MischievousSisterz Words May 24, 2024
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Maths ting

A UK street term describing a child of two hybrids of different ethnicity.

When a man who is of multiple ethnicity breeds with a woman who is also of a different multiple ethnicity they produce a person with multiple ethnic genes.
Example 1:

Man who is half white half asian breeds with a half white half black woman creates a maths ting.

Example 2: (BASED ON A TRUE STORY AND INSPIRATION FOR THE ABOVE TERM)

Two men with machetes rob a man:

Man 1: "Gimmie all your money blud!"

Victim: "okay please don't hurt me"

Man 3: "wait fam, what iz you?"

Man 1: "allow it man he's a maths ting, ain't nobody got time for that now hurry up before we shank you blud!!"

Man gives him the money but they attempt to stab the victim who runs for his life any way coz that's the UK nowadays.
by FessSquad May 10, 2024
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standard maths

for bots that are bad at maths and do kindergarten equations 1 + 1 = 2. when you go into the vegetable aisle, you usually can find standard maths students
"why is your dick 14 kilometres? do you do standard maths?"

"yeah i do"
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ready to do math?
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