gay lake

Its a lake that is very zesty and maybe even a little gay, idk tho.

P1: "Lets go swim in gay lake."

P2: "NO!!!! IM NOT A ZEST FEST!!!!!"

by TVBoys February 6, 2024

Houghton Lake

Houghton Lake; the area in northern Michigan where it's 90 degrees in the summer and a chilling 15 in the winter.

Person: "This weather is almost as bad as Houghton Lake! I'm freezing!"
*next day*
Person: "This weather is as hot as Houghton Lake! I'm melting!"

by bloodyberri_2 April 20, 2023

Dropping the kids off at the cum lake

When you masturbate and then blow your load in a girls bellybutton and it becomes a cum lake

Dude I dropped my kids off in her cum lake
I was dropping the kids off at the cum lake

by XHennessyx May 1, 2023

Lake Effect Kid

A child who is born, raised, grew up, lives in and/or dies in Chicago.

I am Forever a Lake Effect Kid.

by RocketScience2 November 27, 2023

Lake Lumbar

The wee'ist of the Great Lakes formed when one pulls out of doggy at the moment of convulsion and spews a puddle large enough to completely cover the tramp stamp.

The young lad, at the point of coital eruption, retracted his wanker and dispersed a slightly viscous man-made lake on the young lasses lower backside and proudly named it Lake Lumbar!

by Hugh Jardon 1965 December 12, 2023

cav lakes

ultimate location for a hot and athletic orgy, they have swimming too. all the lifeguards suck ass (in a cool way)

friend: lets go to cav lakes
you: I'll bring the lube!!!

by doovelov3r July 16, 2023

East Lake

East lake is a nickname for the urethra in a woman’s vagina. This term is used by many people as an insult about a persons mother. For example “i fucked ur moms east lake last night”. In this quote, said person is explaining that they will insert their penis into your mothers urethra.

“ I fucked your moms east lake last night”

by Random dudepp July 16, 2023