Jizz Whipple

The act of cuming over a persons back during intercourse.

Would Jizz Whipple on that?
or
I'd definitely Jizz Whipple on that!

by The Jizz Whippler. June 23, 2011

jizz collector

Someone who collects their semen over the span of a few years in the hopes that someday they will be able to neak it into the food of someone that they dislike.

Did you here that Adam is a jizz collector? You better not get on his bad side.

by Daniel Einarsson December 14, 2014

Jizz Packet

A term used to describe a rather 'slutty' woman. A jizz packet generally means the female in question has been around the block a few too many times.

Man: Oh, wow, she is HOT!

Woman: You don't want to hit that. She is a total jizz packet.

by Grand Kylmax June 10, 2010

Jizz jetway

Also known as a dickhole, urethra or cum tunnel.

I've never had the pleasure of being introduced to Brian's jizz jetway.

by Metallovinslut January 26, 2019

Jizz-monster

A male/female whose face has been covered in so much semen that he/she resembles a monster.

Don't be afraid Tom, this isn't a real monster, it's just a Jizz-monster.

by Rybu April 11, 2013

yogurt jizz

The liquid on top of yogurt that most people throw away or stir in.

What's the liquid on top of my yogurt? Yogurt jizz.

by jojo95 May 10, 2016

jizz bag

Can be synonymous with "Douche Bag" in certain circles.

Him?...that guys a complete jizz bag.

by jasonic September 14, 2005