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Communist Ham Sandwich

When two Russian women born before 1991 simultaneously give a titjob to a man from the Iberian peninsula, therefore sandwiching his penis with their breasts.
Juan: "Yo Sebastian, I just had a Communist Ham Sandwich with Anna and Irina! It was the best shit ever!"
Sebastian: "Damn dude, their tits must've been so good!"
by Exz0tik June 4, 2020
mugGet the Communist Ham Sandwichmug.

spike those hams

To have sex either anal or in the doggie style from behind. a sweet ass can look like two hams so shoving a hard erection between them is shoving the spike i.e. spiking those hams
Wow look at that sweet ass I need to spike those hams
by masarasa6000 October 25, 2011
mugGet the spike those hamsmug.

chip chop ham

Noun.

A girl who has been with many guys; one who may be considered a slut; opposite of a virgin
"That girl hooked up with 15 guys this weekend...damn chip chop ham."
by jlover January 5, 2010
mugGet the chip chop hammug.

Chinese ham trap

Noun. When two uncircumcised flaccid males place their dicks tip-to-tip. A piece of deli sliced ham is wrapped around the kissing tips and held in place with twisty ties. *if both men are hard, it is called a Chinese ham trap {Powershot}
"Hey man, this Chinese finger trap isn't man enough."
"I think my mom has some deli sliced ham. Let's do a Chinese ham trap."
by Bigcattttttttttttt May 26, 2013
mugGet the Chinese ham trapmug.

polish ham saddle

A sexual position in which the male gets down on all fours (naked), so that his front is facing up, the partner rides on top in a side-saddle position.
polish ham saddle it's a difficult sexual position to master.
by Knight0wl March 2, 2014
mugGet the polish ham saddlemug.

Ham under the door

An idiom used to express sexual subtext in conversation or action.
"My Popsicle is in the ice box..."

"That's Ham Under the Door!!"
by Molly Blue September 4, 2009
mugGet the Ham under the doormug.

Slam my ham

Yo bro hold up just gonna slam my ham.
by FappyCumCookie March 3, 2017
mugGet the Slam my hammug.

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