The Golden Ass

Donald Trump. A man with great wealth who constantly makes a fool of himself and his followers.

It is a challenge for America to survive The Golden Ass.

by Bob Ainsworth October 19, 2017

Golden-Medium

The most succulent, well balanced, with the right amount of heat wing sauce that has graced the tenderness of chicken.

"We are going to run a golden-medium fuck fest train on those chickies at Zipps."

by Dumptruck June 21, 2016

Golden Pumpkin

When you fuck a girl and put your dick in her pee hole and your balls in her vagina

I just have that bitch my golden pumpkin!

by Captainwhitehat December 26, 2016

Golden Snail

Vaginal thrush is a common infection caused by an overgrowth of Candida albicans yeast. This yeast lives naturally in the bowel and in small numbers in the vagina. It is mostly harmless, but symptoms can develop if yeast numbers increase. About 75 per cent of women will have vaginal thrush in their lifetime.

Symptoms you may experience if you develop vaginal thrush include:
Vaginal discomfort – itching or burning
A thick, white discharge with a ‘cottage cheese’ appearance and yeasty smell
Redness or swelling of the vagina or vulva
Stinging or burning while urinating or during sex
Splits in the genital skin.

"I was going down on this chick and she had Golden Snail, I nearly threw up".

by el capitán galante December 13, 2012

Golden Threesome

The third time a person has sex with two people at one time. That is, the third threesome. Analogous to golden birthday.

Any kind of threesome counts. Three girls, three guys, two girls and a guy, or two guys and a girl.

First, Dick slept with Jane and Sally. Then Dick slept with Jane and Tommy. Then, for his golden threesome, Dick slept with Angela and Tammy, successfully completing his golden threesome.

It may be many years before Dick pulls off a golden foursome.

by itsyallyall December 16, 2012

Golden Waterfall

A woman sits on the toilet with her legs spread. A man stands in front of her. They both pee in the toilet simultaneously thus creating a Golden Waterfall.

Last night my girlfriend and I made a Golden Waterfall!

by Smelly-V & Extralarge-D October 5, 2013

the golden cod

an award given to the dentist who has achieved the highest number of billable codding in a calendar year.
the award ceremony is usually held at harry ramsdens fish emporium and nightclub

mark my words, that's one sick rich bastard, he one the golden cod 2 years in a row.
'no thanks, i'll be having chips this weekend at the golden cod award

by pikey68 November 3, 2011