When you get into bed and you feel as though you’re about to have a freeing nights sleep, only to hear the beginnings of the most desperate noise a frog can make.
by Frog goes grrr January 8, 2021
Get the Froggedmug. Guy 1: Did you just see that picture of that WSJ reporter with a mug saying frog tears with an image of Pepe?
Guy 2: Yeah
Guys 1 and 2: Nice
Guy 2: Yeah
Guys 1 and 2: Nice
by Cum Dispenser November 9, 2019
Get the Frog Tearsmug. Acronym for "for real, on god". Combination of those two phrases, meant to emphasize one's seriousness on a statement.
When I told you I loved you, I was being so FROG.
by sofagardens August 14, 2025
Get the FROGmug. When a female is left looking like the dead frog that you had to dissect in biology class after having sex with her. A female is left laying on her back with her knees bent and hips spread wide open after having sex.
I was so exhausted after having some hot sweaty sex, I didn't wanna get up. When he got off me, he left me laying down there looking like a squashed frog.
by Lord Nuggetsworth March 12, 2019
Get the squashed frogmug. by Nebula682 March 29, 2020
Get the FROGmug. "Hey dude have you seen the worlds cutest frog video yet?"
"Yes actually my sister thaught it would be funny to lock me up in a room and have this playing outside the door till I fucking killed myself..."
"BUT ITS SO CUTE"
"BUT ITS SO ANNOYING"
:/
"Yes actually my sister thaught it would be funny to lock me up in a room and have this playing outside the door till I fucking killed myself..."
"BUT ITS SO CUTE"
"BUT ITS SO ANNOYING"
:/
by Hashymash April 26, 2015
Get the worlds cutest frogmug. A cock frog is a female who jumps from fucking one man to another in quick succession, much like your average slut.
My grandma, shes such a cock frog, shes fucked every bloke in that home! I would of thought she had syphilis by now
by robins hood March 5, 2021
Get the Cock Frogmug.