two-faced

bitches that pretend to be friends with you and then talk shit about you.

1.linda
pacino
2.natalie
norris
yea basically them :

that two-faced bitch just talkd shit about me after she was all nice to me.

by flower child* June 13, 2007

north face

1. outdoors company which sells apparel, shoes, and equipment
2. product lately worn by teens and young adults as a status symbol alongside ugg boots and skinny jeans

Hiker: We have the same North Face fleece! So I take it you like hiking as well?

Teenager: Um, no, wait hold on someone is calling me on my BlackBerry.

by birdandbee August 15, 2008

two-faced

a friend who's the sweetest person when alone with you but a bitch who doesn't acknowledge you when with other friends. she makes you indirectly look bad so she can seem better. a hypocrite, a backstabber, a fake.
she is possessive of her own friends (even the ones that YOURE friends with too!) and makes herself seem like the victim when it's really you. (WTF?!)
SHE MAKES YOU LOOK BAD IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS

roommate1/fake friend: bye guys! see you later! *hurries out*
me: where is she going?
roommate2/real friend: to go hang out with some of our other friends
me: ....i didn't know about hanging out today
roomie2/real friend: that's cause she didn't want us to go too
me: two-faced..

by julee yousab March 18, 2011

face sitting

The act of sitting on ones face without undergarments or clothes, licking ones pussy or ass

Last tuesday that tight bitch was face sitting on me

by Heather May 13, 2005

Getting Face

(for females) The act of receiving oral stimulation.

Girl 1: Damn girl. Whats up with those bow legs?

Girl 2: I was getting face all night from Romel. You know he got a big head.

Girl 1: mmhmm. Oh, I know girl.

by wdrake3 July 22, 2010

Gym Face

When strangers look at each other at the gym and attempt to remain expressionless because they are either checking the other person out or don't want to invite conversation. The former usually applies to men while the latter usually applies to women.

I know he was checking me out, but he was trying to put on his gym face.

by shakeabon May 13, 2010

Penis Face

1. The polite way of calling someone a dick head.
2. One whom often has penis in their face.

Pat McCurry is a Penis Face

by carl huebner May 3, 2009