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Facebook Idealist.

These are the people on Facebook who like to bitch about poverty, war, domestic violence, child abuse, rape, bank robberies, starving children in Africa, liberals/conservatives, Democrats/Republicans, alcohol, drugs, pedophiles, computer hackers, the drug dealer next door, pornography, music, Devil-worshipers, endangered animals, racist jokes, holocaust jokes, religion jokes, political (in)correctness, religion (or lack thereof), animal rights, oppressive work conditions, sexual harassment, or how much their life sucks.

Like most idealists, Facebook Idealists hardly, if ever, lift a finger to combat the perceived evils in the world. They complain because they can't be bothered with finding, or lack the intellectual capacity to find real world solutions to humanities, or even their own, problems. In essence, they're whiny little idiots.
Guy 1: Look at this chick on Facebook saying "I wish solders didnt have to goes to warz, and that AIDS wasnt real!!!!! :(:(:(:("

Girl 1: Wow what a Facebook Idealist.

Guy 2: We all know one

Girl 2: And hate one.
by kbizz42 July 19, 2011
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Facebook trauma

Facebook trauma (or Status infliction) occurs when a 'friend' you sill have feelings for gushes about their new lover. A source of deep agony.
Facebook trauma examples...

- Can't wait to see my girl tonight ;-)
- Liam went from being "single" to "in a relationship" <3
- I have the best girlfriend ever!
- Here is a picture of us in one another's arms
- We're moving in together
- Cuddled up on the sofa watching telly
by Supraxi September 6, 2011
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Facebook Twin

Someone on Facebook that not only has the same name as you, they also look freakishly like you.

Usually the first result in Google when you search for your name.

Possible proof of a massive secret clone program that took place in the mid 80s.
Bloke 1: I added my Facebook twin as a friend last night, and now i'm sure some shady fuck in a suit is following me.

Bloke 2: Yeah, that's the Feds trying to cover up the massive clone program that took place in the 80s. You're fucked, dude!
by deathbymaumau September 9, 2011
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facebook

need to get on fb with websense
i need facebook logon around websense
by toyotanikki January 23, 2009
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facebook hypocrite

a person who says they will never have a social networking profile and then gets one.
Suri:"Hey, did you hear Lucas got a facebook?"
Shiloh:"Really?, what a facebook hypocrite"
Suri:"I know"
by The Fantastic October 18, 2008
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Facebook Showoff

An obnoxious prick who posts every shitty detail of their shitty lives on facebook in the hope that one of their virtual "friends" actually gives a shit ... because none of their real "friends" would ever give a shit ....
"So and So has just arrived in America - it's so sick"

Who gives a fuck, that tit is just being a Facebook Showoff, I'm bored of this bollocks - un-friend !!
by daldab February 12, 2012
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Facebook friend

Person you've spent more time reading their updates online than seeing them in person.
I have no idea where I met this Facebook friend, but I'm really glad she still keeps all her updates public.
by sokirk September 29, 2011
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