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Evan

Evans can be one of the MOST humorous of friends. Although they may seem sketchy they got your back! They act tough and or invisible but they have been through a lot of stress. Sometimes they make you laugh even when not present! Many Evans are very attractive and or Handsome. They always seem to find their way into trouble and are very carefree or casual about it. They are overall crazy and amazing friends.
Person 1 : Oh look it's my FTH ( friend till hell ) Evan!
Person 2 : Yup, he's such an Evan!
Person 1 : He's gotten detention AGAIN
by Banina April 22, 2022
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Evan

Did u see that Evan over there hes a furry who likes men
by Ofnebwb iej March 25, 2022
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Evan

Evan is stupid
by Namyac March 30, 2019
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The dirtiest Evan

When he’s got those big bald balls fresh outta some dirty asshole then shoves them into some ole grill cheese pussy and jerks off on her titties. After it’s all done he toilet waters his dirty balls, fresh and ready for the next dirty hole.
When ya have the biggest balls of em all only the dirtiest Evan will do.
by Smells like trout August 14, 2024
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my loml evan

someone who is very kind and has a very cute butthole. he loves deeply and makes u feel like a little kid on christmas simply by hanging out with him. he’s scared of poop and diapers (or maybe he loves them). he’s very creatively gifted and talented and creates incredible, original art pieces and has a way of making it seem effortless. he’s very intelligent and knows so many things. mini library. very good kisser and even better dick.
them: i’ve never been with someone who is perfect and amazing and loves me deeply
me: of course you haven’t you aren’t dating my loml evan
by love u xoxo December 21, 2020
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Isobel Evans

Isobel Evans is the tall, slim girl with big, shimmering eyes who is always there to make you laugh on your darkest days. She is that girl that loves anything peaceful whether that is listening to music, going on walks, or going shopping for clothes that she adores because she loves fashion. When Isobel Evans falls in love, she falls in love hard and she instantly knows when there is an irreplaceable connection between her and her destined lover. She can always take a joke but just the same as every other individual, deep down she’s sensitive to certain things, so always be cautious about what you say to her. Family is a huge part of her life, and she’d do anything for them, just the same as she would with her friends. If you are one of Isobel Evans friends you’re lucky to have a person with a truthful, beautiful and caring soul because people like her are rare. Not only this but whenever she sees an angel number, she always wishes for the person she loves most because they are so, so special to her and she wished they understood how much she aches for their heart as sometimes her love you is overlooked.
Teacher #1: Who made you feel better when you were upset?

Girl #1: Isobel Evans, she’s got the sweetest heart!
by user628289292 March 31, 2022
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Evan Rees-Weideman

An example of a man, who stutters to mask the sound of his soul dying.
Hey Bro, you're really pulling an Evan Rees-Weideman
by Evan Rees-Weideman December 12, 2019
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