Red Eagle Politics

A youtuber/ right wing coper who pretends to be an accurate election forecaster.

"Hey did you watch Red Eagle Politics new video, saying that the Republicans for real are going to win this time?" Brad
"Dude he's like wrong 100% of the time, why do you bother watching his videos anyways?" - Kent
"It makes for good comedy" = Brad

by Brandon Skull June 1, 2023

Bald eagle

A name that you call when someone is hairy yet bald.

That cancer patient is a bald Eagle!

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

Desert Eagle syndrome

A situation where smaller calibers tend to do the job better.

Named after the handgun Desert Eagle, which has calibers that shut down a moose, but smaller calibers work on humans just as well and the decreased size fills the mag with more bullets.

1: I got the max caliber in this thing.
2: You don't need calibers this large, have you never heard of Desert Eagle syndrome?

by Colonel Wee Booties July 3, 2023

Red Eagle

A method of torture/execution by cutting down the center of the torso vertically, and then stretching out the two flaps of flesh on the front out to represent wings, exposing the intestines.

1: Dude, I just Red Eagle'd some homeless guy
2: You've got to stop doing that, that's Murder

by Vonjorgen August 12, 2023

newcastle eagles

The Newcastle Eagles are a professional basketball team based in Newcastle upon Tyne, England. Playing in the top-tier British Basketball League and holding the franchise for Tyne & Wear, they are the most successful team in the League's history

newcastle eagles are the best basketball team in north east england

by ncl.ellie October 13, 2023

Lost eagle

A patriot lacking faith in the political system

Bob: Did you see that debate about Trump's indictment?
Tom: Yeah, it was considered an act of treason because he had some confidential papers that could expose plans within the government?

Joe: Makes me feel like a Lost Eagle.

by Sphincter Harpoon October 15, 2023

Dignity Eagle

A Dignity Eagle is a unhoused from Pennsylvania who wears Eagles merchandise. Dignity Eagles are typically mentally challenged, suffer from substance abuse and are often fresh out of prison on parole. You will often see Dignity Eagles strolling aimlessly along South Street in downtown Philadelphia talking loudly to themselves. Dignity Eagles are extremely dangerous and should be avoided.

I was visiting Philadelphia for the first time and I was robbed by a Dignity Eagle with a knife on South Street.

by FickleParsnip January 1, 2024