Cookie Monstering

The moment when your nipples are pointing in two different directions imitating Cookie Monster's googly eyes.

Am I cookie monstering in this bikini top?

by __Kris__ June 19, 2022

im a cookie

ur a cookie!
u typed this in urban dictionary cuz ur bored... u want a cookie, so ur one now.
ABRACADABRA NOW UR A COOKIE!!!
now u really r a cookie.
now type im a cake

qwerty combo: im hungry. i want a cookie! *types "im a cookie" in urban dictionary. WOW SOMEONE ACTUALLY DEFINED THIS TERM... who wasted their time?
y u looking at my name?: me.

by y u looking at my name??? April 26, 2022

Piutcin Cookie

A cookie which has liquified Cocaine and Ketamine injected inside of it, and on some occasions, also with Heroine. The cookie would resemble a chocolate chip cookie, but instead of the chocolate being chocolate, it would be balls of pure Marijuana with brown food coloring.

Hey, Don, want a piutcin cookie, I’ll give it to you for 20% off if you buy it right now.

by Qinhlerjano November 30, 2019

need a cookie

Another way of saying I don’t give a fuck

“Haha jake I beat you”
Jake: need a cookie?

by Xrjdy hv dt April 21, 2022

Cookie Buddy

A person with whom one shares something enjoyable, especially if it is more enjoyable with two people.

This chocolate chip thing has got to be 6 inches across. Would you like to share it with me and be my cookie buddy?

by WheelOfEarth June 30, 2017

cookie cave

A hidden vault for storing stolen cookies

Can often be associated with skirts or cookie cave

by The-Friendly-Enderman October 31, 2013

Rug Cookies

Crusty areas of rug created by the absorption and drying of a man's ejaculate.

"Aw man, after we shot that porno in the hotel room, it was covered in rug cookies."

"It was disgusting. After my party I had to clean up way too may rug cookies"

by T_PAIN December 18, 2009