cheeks pong

Cheeks Pong: when a group of guys plays a game of ping pong to three. the loser pulls his cheeks out and gets zinged on the bum until the winner misses

My ass hurts so bad, the guys drilled me in a game of cheeks pong last night.

by brucepeen January 20, 2020

Cheeked Out

getting killed or losing consciousness by the enormous weight of a woman's/man's cheeks sitting on your face

i would totally let the cyberdemon from DOOM sit and crush my face. getting cheeked out by that muscle muffin would be an honor

by assaultpencil March 23, 2024

cheeksed

the act of stealing something by hiding it between your arse cheeks. the act of stealing in this way is cheeksing, the item is cheeksed and if youre going to steal in this was youre going to cheeks

at the shop
frazer: are you going to cheeks anything
aaron: yeah i cheeksed some crisps
Boss man bunless: get out of my shop, stop cheeksing!

by Threesome_69 February 20, 2018

My booty cheeks

The most voluptuous, juiciest, chunkiest, most fruity cake in the lord's name.

John: my booty cheeks are getting slapped tonight
Marcus: What the fuck jhon

by GaySatan69 June 25, 2023

single cheek it

a more civil synonym for half assing something

student A: man i can't believe we have to write an entire essay on osmosis through the epidermis by tommorow.

student B: just single cheek it.

by the-P.I.C November 10, 2010

Cheek Chewers

The action when people without or with limited teeth look as though they have eaten a lemon and are trying to get the taste out of their mouth.

Those cheek chewers need to go and get a set of dentures to eliminate gumming their mouths raw...

toothless hillbilly prune face dentures chew

by whami67153 July 26, 2011

Cheek Virgin

Someone who has never been kissed even on the cheek by someone of the opposite gender

"yeah... i'm a cheek virgin :("

by issou September 26, 2018