Pantene Poo Canoe

Beautiful silky hair straight from a Pantene shampoo commercial, so long that it flows down to her anus and grants its admirer the ability to insert his silky and throbbing appendage in to her tight back passage.

Wow look at the long hair on that bird. I’d give her the Pantene poo canoe!

by We are Budju May 11, 2024

The salty canoe

The act of motor boating her pussy after first orgasming in her

After first cumming in his girlfriend, Jake gave her the salty canoe

by Nauti Crab April 10, 2025

National text your October 2025 canon event

On April 19, you MUST text your October 2025 canon event. This is probably a failed talking stage knowing most of ygs can't get to a relationship or even a situationship. This holiday could also be applicable to other years other than 2025, such as 2024, 2023, 2022, etc.

person 1: Bro it's National text your October 2025 canon event, that means WE have to text our canon events!!!

person 2: bro that's not a real holiday

person 1: yeah but this is like the perfect excuse

person 2: HOLY SHITTTT UR RIGHT

by jordanparker99 March 16, 2026