Ferger Burger

When you take a shit on a toilet seat, then close the lid onto the pile of feces. Hence, creating a burger of poop.

"Man, I just laid a fucking wicked Ferger Burger in the master bath"

by Mordai June 9, 2017

Ass Burger

When you're in the middle of taking a shit on the toilet and can't get it all the way out, you're ass cheeks are the "buns", and the middle is the "meat". That makes an Ass Burger.

Mom: I need to shower! Hurry up!
Son: No, you can't come in here Mom, I have Ass Burger Syndrome!!

by nmajor89 September 24, 2016

Beast Burger

A very angry looking Vagina. Normally hairy and unkempt, large meaty lips and with a personality of its own. Beware anyone who turns their back on a ladies beast burger

Omg, I managed to get to 3rd base with Wendy last night and I thought her beast burger was going to eat me!?

by Richardranklin May 4, 2018

durb burger

oral sex from a female

i just got a durb burger in the bar parking lot last night

by hummin cummins October 15, 2011

Nut burger

When you wanna nut, but yo girl wants a sandwich and you spy the opportunity for a playful prank.

Bro that's not a "Nut burger", why'd you just nut in your own sandwich

by SaltyPretzle July 2, 2018

Burger King

Burger King is a fast food restaurant that is renowned by it's special Burger King Foot Lettuce in Jan 2018.

Fat Timmy: I WANT A MCDONALD'S

Mom:FUCK OFF TIMMY WE'RE HAVING A BURGER KING WHICH IT'S HEALTHIER AND LESS EXPENSIVE PRICK!

FAT TIMMY TURNS SKINNY, GET A BURGER KING TODAY.

by FUCKYOUEPIC September 24, 2018

greese burger

used condom

dude look at that greese burger,i think someone wus getting it one last night.

by Jesus Christ...you will be sent to hell!!!! July 21, 2003