oki bum

The type of person in Okinawa japan (usually a doddea military kid) who bums around on the island and doesn’t seem to really be going anywhere

Damn I saw Matt and Alex at the sea wall drinking their life away. What a couple of oki bums

by Projectweenerpoop August 12, 2019

bum hoop

sticky round object located in the crevases of the male or female bottom.
More commonly known as the entrance to the shit pipe!!

James "I was on my second wipe and on inspection i realised that some paper had been left behind".
Matt "It's probably been caught on an undigested peanut stuck in your bum hoop, do check there young fella".

by Andy Wallwork2 October 6, 2008

bum jiggle

someone who acts as a "stick in the mud" and is extremely lazy.

Emma! Don't be such a bum jiggle!

by puns4food April 23, 2014

bum dew

The tiny beads of sweat that form at the top of the bum crack usually when the weather is hot and humid or ..you've been 'busy' get'n busy.

by Crumment September 7, 2003

Magic Bum

A lazy -- often homosexual -- individual that has a (or many) mental illnesses almost always including Asperger's. Favorite activities usually take the form of FurryCon or the closest Wendy's.

yoo dat nigga a magic bum fo sho

by Wet Waffles May 19, 2020

hair bumming

Where one glues hair on the bum and walks around asking people to brush it

Daniel: "What are you up to this weekend fam?"
Matt: "Just gonna go out hair bumming with the boys"

by SpiritualPigeon May 22, 2016

Cyber Bum

An individual who sends links to unrelated places online with their patreon, cash app etc. to beg for money

"Look, I know the rent is due and times are hard, but I'll work the corner before I ever link any cash app on Twitter like a cyber bum"

by Torrun January 25, 2020