A BOB or battery operated boyfriend, is a device that is available for people with BUFs (butt ugly faces). It is shaped like the male penis and has many different size and modes it can be used on. Only difference between this and the real thing is that the BOB will never reject u like John from 3rd grade. Unless u 1, have a rabid vagina or 2 run out of batteries.
Caitlin Jenner, it looks like someone hit you with an ugly stick, you should definitely buy a BOB (battery operated boyfriend) because not even Tom, the blind man with no legs down the road would fuck you.
by Samthedickslayer September 16, 2016
Get the BOB (battery operated boyfriend)mug. a sex clause in which girls do not have intercourse with anyone who is not there boyfriend. This clause was created by virgins to protect their feelings from boys who are trying to take their virginity.
by pussypills May 24, 2014
Get the the boyfriend clausemug. When you feel like your boyfriend doesn't really exist because you're in a long distance relationship and you forget what they sound like/look like
I wonder what my boyfriend's doing right now.. oh wait.. Do I have a boyfriend? I must have fake boyfriend syndrome.
by honoura November 22, 2013
Get the fake boyfriend syndromemug. Hey baby! It's National Boyfriend Day! Happy birthday, I love you so much, you make me the happiest girlfriend.
by alexy4661 August 14, 2023
Get the National Boyfriend Daymug. casual, "arrogant" boyfriend who's not really your boyfriend yet; may or may not be your "best friend"
(he's not actually arrogant but people who are jealous will resort to this insult)
(he's not actually arrogant but people who are jealous will resort to this insult)
1. Me and my french boyfriend are planning a trip to Paris together.
2. I'm going to miss my french boyfriend too much even though I shouldn't.
2. I'm going to miss my french boyfriend too much even though I shouldn't.
by charlolobffff December 31, 2020
Get the french boyfriendmug. If men are allowed to bring their wags, why not let women bring their Habs- husbands and boyfriends?
by Sexydimma June 28, 2024
Get the husbands and boyfriendsmug. by Not olly January 13, 2021
Get the The Perfect Boyfriendmug.