by WalnutBlaster July 14, 2021
Get the Walnut blastmug. Blasting a fair maiden with your fingers past the threshold of making your arm tired and powering through like a dirty jackhammer until your muscles seize up. Sort of like John Henry hammer digging his way through a mountain until his heart exploded.
I'm gonna make her totally squart for 17 hours using my Kamikaze Finger Blast. I wont be able to whack off for a fortnight, but it will be worth it.
by iddqd87 December 18, 2017
Get the Kamikaze Finger Blastmug. by aftab'd June 14, 2016
Get the Power blastedmug. Stick your head in the microwave for 4:30. Low level dad blast should kill it and there's a 0.3% chance you'll get super powers.
by FORWARDS0G December 27, 2019
Get the Dad Blastmug. Sharing opinionated knowledge on news, media, etc. to a large group and learning afterwards, it could be used against self or the opinion shared by self.
But blasting media yields butt blasting remarks: I didn’t like what someone said to me. I blasted it on social media and I received more comments I disapprove of.
by HunkyBeat May 27, 2022
Get the but blasting media yields butt blasting remarksmug. A drink containing a mixture of all the carbonated beverages in your house and a packet of Mac & Cheese powder.
by TheScottsdaleHawk August 9, 2016
Get the mac blastmug. Friend: Hey do you want to go hiking later?
Me: Nah bro I can't, me and the boys are getting Baja blasted in a few hours.
Me: Nah bro I can't, me and the boys are getting Baja blasted in a few hours.
by Stevstot June 22, 2021
Get the Baja Blastedmug.