furnace blast

When you have a boiling hot fart ready to blow, but when you attempt to perform a Dutch Oven diarrhea comes out and your significant other gets covered in your brown slushy goodness.

Hey dude, last night I accidentally furnace blasted my wife, she was pissed!

by death180 September 8, 2015

flavor blasted

When you have a sensitive and eat something that gives you bad diarrhea all night long

Hannah i ate cheese and got flavor blasted.

by hanagivesblowjobs September 27, 2015

Oral blasting

The action of repeatedly ramming ones cock into another's face until releasing his nut soldiers, which in turn creates a day care in the recipients belly

Dude, chad was totally oral blasting your mom lastnight

by Kcrum25 July 3, 2016

Blasted Fun Time

The act of getting stoned as shit before going to plaster fun time

"Me and the Mrs had fun day. We had some lunch, walked through the park, then we decided to go have some blasted fun time. we smoked 3 bowls each in the car before we went in. everyone looked at us like we were crazy but we had a good time"

by DameonSpawn September 6, 2016

Blast

Expressing annoyance.

Blast it all! The car won't start!

After tossing and turning most of the night, she kicked off the sheets and turned on the bedside lamp. Blast it all!

by katleap October 17, 2016

Ghetto blast

A sex position in which when a mans time to "blast" arrives he slips into the anus and ejaculates. After which is done he proceeds to lick it out whilst fisting the partner.

Guy 1: damn man I totally ghetto blasted a bitch last night!

Guy 2: man you nasty.

Girl 1: should I let him ghetto blast me tonight?
Girl 2: girl nah that's for sluts and marriage!

by Finkykuck November 21, 2016

butter blasted

1. Butter blasted: when a group of delicious raspberry smoothies are so hyped about an activity or sport that they feel as if they have achieved orgasm.
2. Butter blast: The act of achieving orgasm due to some form of sexual activity

1. The team was butter blasted after zeke-mobile caught a full-field huck
2. "That freshman made me butter blast so hard last night"

by Long Dong Tom March 13, 2016