No, don't... Don't bitch about your birthday. You didn't invite me. It don't ever get invited to anything... And I only have $30... And "YoU'rE nOt GoInG tO sHoW uP oN mY DoOrStEp!"
Hym "Yeah, hey that's cool. You know, I didn't even get a birthday last year! I did get a Christmas though where I had to sit and listen to my brother's bitch girlfriend undermine my profound accomplishments. It's all she ever does! She just runs her bitch mouth."
by Hym Iam February 27, 2024
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