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Steve

Guy 1: Do you use the default skins like a noob (Steve and Alex) or did you have a different epic one like a pro?
Guy 2: Yeah mate, I got my own and it's fucking amazing. Steve is cool though, but not as a skin just for memes.
by MinecraftBloke123 June 16, 2023
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Pink Steve

A soft penis belonging to a white man.
I was in the locker room and there were so many pink steves hanging out.
by Pink Steve July 28, 2020
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Steve Urkel

these lads jerkin their steve urkel hard rn
by BlitzRain July 27, 2022
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steve der vmann

steve ist ein vmann weil er nicht in fackellicht on kommt während es ausgemacht war
- *20 Uhr so und Lust zum daddeln*
-fackellichten?
-yos
- * steve bis 23 uhr am "arbeiten"* whoops
- steve der vmann ist nicht da
- ööööööööööh
by Paprikawurst November 28, 2018
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Steve

He can carry 21,175,603,200 (21 Billion) pounds and can still run at 12.5 Mph
Yet he can't carry 17 eggs
Person: "Hey who is that guy?"
Other Person: "He's steve"
Person: "How can he carry 21 Billion pounds, but he can't carry 17 eggs?"
Other Other Person: "That's the problem"
by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 March 16, 2020
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Steve bridges

Steve is a normal guy preferably old, steve often talks on the phone and sits at his desk, does taxes. Steve poops his pants and gets aaaaalll the ladies. Steve has a awesome grandaughter who is famous on instagram.
"woah that guy is toedungue poppin, he must be a steve" "hey did u hear steve got with terri? Ughh steves" steve bridges
by Steve bridges June 30, 2018
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Pull a Steve

To aid your best friend's fiance in cheating on him while he is out of the country. Then, said best friend, finds out that he is being played while still out of the country.

End result:

1.Loss of some of closest friends.

2.An actual (hopefully) long lasting relationship (better than, now ex-best friend's relationship with fiance).

3. The satisfaction of it actually being worth it and willingness to do it again if you had a time machine.
"Why aren't we hangin out with Bob tonight?"
"Cause he totally pulled a Steve with Jane."

"Don't be pullin a Steve on me while I'm gone, dude."

"I would so pull a Steve on Bob just to be with Jane."
by Ron Burgandy? May 16, 2010
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