Haaken: "Robert's penis is so big, I've literally seen it twice."
Jack: "I once saw him hop a fence both pre and post shit, and with the slightest of ease."
Matt: "Robert is definitely into vore or is at least a UPS worker."
Jack: "I once saw him hop a fence both pre and post shit, and with the slightest of ease."
Matt: "Robert is definitely into vore or is at least a UPS worker."
by Archer Jaxx December 21, 2020
A man that is deeply depressed and sad. And has a strange interest in satanism and how women are property and loves Lil peep
My name is Robert
by Y not 👌😂 November 26, 2018
A Roberts is a human with a massive shlong. It doesn't matter if it's your first or last name. But if your first name is Grace it's different. She is the best person in the world along with the funniest. The only person who is better is if there name is Grace Eve Roberts. Then you should be kissing they're feet because they are royalty. Again huge dong bigger than your arm.
by Eve McCune June 20, 2020
A handsome alpha male hide your mom if he is around Or she will immediately fall for her also known as nighthawk
Robert or nighthawk
by Johnny765467 March 24, 2022
by Epicforniteboy December 03, 2018
Robert, the most handsome guy. Ain’t like any other guys because he has a different personality from others. Will go for a lot of girls because he is brave and ain’t scared of anything. Will most likely be your next love if there name is Robert. They might have little nicknames such as Rob or Robby. They will probably go for there nicknames instead of there name. Overall a very cute boy that everyone likes.
by ur dad is rlly hawt October 12, 2021