That friend who talks a big open-relationship game until their partner actually gets more action than they do.
He was all poly until she had her first date. Then he pulled a Patrick Arnold and started quoting attachment theory.
by Peggy Shippen September 9, 2025
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Nothing bothers this but a sex machine, he cant help himself.
Nothing bothers this but a sex machine, he cant help himself.
Dude 1: Oh have you ever met Patrick McMaster?
Dude 2: no, is he a good bloke?
Dude 1: fuck yeah i love patrick mcmaster
Dude 2: no, is he a good bloke?
Dude 1: fuck yeah i love patrick mcmaster
by panivoewv September 17, 2025
Get the Patrick McMaster mug.The ugliest boy known to mankind he cant even get chuzz he is a fucking autistic little shit at the age of 5 he was thrown into the trashcan. he is so chinese that you need a magnifying glass to see his eyes no need to ask him to do your homework he is dumb as fuck and cant even do his own homework. Whenever people's pets go missing they expect him to have eaten their pets. He is just a little Ching CHong who says 1,5cm is average.
by Hak tuah guy January 28, 2025
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by willyoutjohnson January 30, 2025
Get the Patrick Wienand mug.touching patrick from spongebob on the hit mobile app "goo asmr make fun" and when you do he goes:
ohh myyy.... amazing.... mmmmmm
ohh myyy.... amazing.... mmmmmm
guy 1: man i love playing goo slime simulator
guy 2: can you tuch patrick in it?
guy 1: yes
phone: oh my... amazing... mmmm
guy 2: can you tuch patrick in it?
guy 1: yes
phone: oh my... amazing... mmmm
by thegrugs February 16, 2025
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