Apple Swirly

When a male dips his testicles into his urine after peeing and flushes the toilet to cause said testicles to swirl around in his Apple juice.

I don’t need a girlfriend to give myself an Apple Swirly! I just need a toilet...

by Jiloss1 December 18, 2018

Muck Apples

Muck Apples means to eat a lot of apples (Anywhere from 4-11) very fast and messy.

Mason: "Ahmad you can't muck apples just give up that's only 2"
Ahmad: "No Mason I can muck a lot just watch"

by AppleMucker2000 July 3, 2018

apple buddys

Friends with benefits

We can be apple buddys

by Smule clake February 1, 2019

apple jew

A person who loves the fruits life gives them, no matter how rotten or perfect.

A person who loves apple sauce Jews.

Fred, you're such an apple Jew.

Apple Jew? How fruity.

by Carlton Sinner February 18, 2019

ally apple

A damn brick to the head!

When involved in a fight, If you ain't careful, you just might get a ally apple.

by Plah250 October 3, 2018

Soft Apple

A bruised face or body from being slapped or beaten for pleasure, usually done by a sadist for their masochist partner in a BDSM scene.

Instead of a hickey, he gave me a soft apple, and now all my friends think I'm in an abusive relationship.

by Jacques0AY October 5, 2018

Apple fridder

A delicious treat.

I would really like an apple fridder.

by I seriously don't know May 30, 2018