benjamin button's dick

Benjamin Button's dick: a Disease that causes ur to grow smaller untill u have a mangina

BRO! Your giving me Benjamin Button's dick!

It was so cold out side that i have Benjamin Button's dick

by Prime Minister McRibs April 10, 2016

Flutton Your Button

The idea of "Flick Your Bic", but for lighters with buttons instead. These lighters are not as satisfactory as bic lighters, therefore the expression sounds ugly, disgusting, and suggestive.

Note; Bic does in fact make lighters as such, but you get the idea.

Why don't you just take your lighter and flutton your button.

by Rabbit! November 20, 2010

Nigerian Belly Button Peircing

An act performed by ONLY by level 72+ Nigerian gooners in which a big Nigerian man rubs his penis inside someone's belly button for 3-10 hours before ejaculating so suddenly and quickly that cum shoots through Their belly button that it peirces it. Than the Nigerian man sticks"Hey Bob you wanna go munting tommorow?"-Larry "No I have a Nigerian Belly Button peircing scheduled a ring in it. This is a very prophetable job and will also leave you with many life long friends.

"Hey Bob do you wanna go munting tomorrow?" -Larry "No I cant, I have a Nigerian Belly Button Peircing scheduled.-Bob

by NigerianFlickerGooner9000 December 22, 2024

Button hole

The first hole of many holes

Jimmy was the*button hole* of assholes

by toligittoquit November 12, 2019

button smuggler

Refers to a man in tight speedo-like swim trunks where the head of the penis is small and showing in front resembling a button.

When his trunks got wet his tiny penis was revealed front and center. He called him a button smuggler.

by SuperXY January 1, 2014

down button downer

(negative) a person who frequently uses the down arrow button on their keyboard.

Person A: *presses down button 17 times within the span of 3 seconds*
Person B: Eugh, stop being such a down button downer.

by CutieFox9 December 7, 2023

Popcorn button

That lame-ass button on most people's microwave that claims it'll cook your popcorn but either ignites it or only pops two kernels.

Why tf did the manufacturers put that popcorn button there? It's so bad even the popcorn bags tell you not to use it.

by Random_Limo April 20, 2024