If you say this to your enemies they will bow before your might and accept you as the leader of all that is and all that will ever be.
Hey Timmy your mom gey
Oh yeah well your uncle bunkle
*timmy fucking dies and you become the prince of Persia.*
Oh yeah well your uncle bunkle
*timmy fucking dies and you become the prince of Persia.*
by ShallowGecko March 15, 2018
Get the Your Uncle Bunklemug. the sexual act of giving a handjob with the circle of a bagel while thrusting potato chips into the giver of the handjob's anus/vagina while both participants are dressed like a creepy uncle or a camp counselor
by Nate Schultzie March 5, 2011
Get the uncle bagel crispmug. A phrase that you should use discreetly, as it is a very powerful insult. Using this phrase could really hurt someone's feeling bones. This phrase is so great that nothing else can compare.
Person 1 - ur mom gay
Person 2 - no u
Person 1 - ur dad lesbian
Person 2 - ur granny a tranny
Person 1 - ur grandpap a trap
Person 2 - ur uncle a funcle
Person 1 - *explodes into the size of World War I*
Person 2 - no u
Person 1 - ur dad lesbian
Person 2 - ur granny a tranny
Person 1 - ur grandpap a trap
Person 2 - ur uncle a funcle
Person 1 - *explodes into the size of World War I*
by smasher_69 May 27, 2018
Get the ur uncle a funclemug. To sit backwards in a chair so that your stomach is against the chairs back. You may or may not cross your arms and put them on top of the chair's back. Used when uncle jesse'in it or just being cool.
by hoss cat October 22, 2007
Get the uncle Jesse stylemug. A person who has acted upon an individual, who is unaware of the means of the situation, with a dirty sexual intension.
by UncleBadTouch April 30, 2006
Get the Uncle Bad Touchmug. by angryboss September 11, 2011
Get the bad unclemug. A: "How do I make this popcorn?"
B: "Put it in the microwave , push the button, and Bob's yer uncle."
B: "Put it in the microwave , push the button, and Bob's yer uncle."
by Ann Pearl Owen February 9, 2010
Get the Bob's yer unclemug.