toast bang

Toast bang: the amount of time it takes to brown a piece of toast (usually 45secs to 90secs) in equivalence to how long it takes fucking the shit out of someone

Girl your so hot i would toast bang you!

So honey we don't have that much time. ....wanna toast bang?
I would toast bang the shit out of you!

by Weenieleaks May 27, 2017

Toast-A-Bun barista

an employee, a waitress behind a fast food counter at a restaurant in a mall.

"Toast-A-Bun barista "

Maria is working temporarily as a "Toast-A-Bun barista".

by La Ura March 9, 2009

captain toast cat

The baddest, biggest, boss cat ever created. Loves to be brushed and sleep on back. Has a gentle demeanor, watch out he can be an asshole if he dislikes you.

Everyone needs a little Captain toast cat in their life. He’s just a necessity in all persons lives.

by Jus being real January 28, 2018

Toast

The best food ever also made by toasters

*scion xb breaks down in hot sun *
Awwcrap I’m toast

by Dannydacheeto April 16, 2020

Oxygen toasted

Airfried

Boy I sure like eating that oxygen toasted pink fairy armadillo

by GeorgeWBubble March 22, 2025

You’re toast

Another way to say “you’re screwed”

My dad had the nerve to tell me that If I didn’t do some shit related to a car that I didn’t know jack-shit about, then he would just say to me “you’re toast”

by YuOfTheNight February 29, 2020

Toast

adjective. used to desribe someone who is cool, sick, hella chill, nice, etc. they have ideal qualities for someone you would like to hang out with whether it is a bro or a chick.

atonym: burnt, stale.

bo- "shes so toast."
luke- "yeah, I hella like her."

bo -"that other chick was stale."

luke -"yeah!..... so burnt."

by Thegeneral069 April 26, 2011