by harry goblin barrels May 12, 2025
Get the Goblin Barrel mug.Fruit from the loins of people with no fucking parenting skills, aka children. They typically appear feral with no apparent parental supervision. They lack discipline, respect, self awareness or basic education. They can typically be found in Walmart, Target and ER waiting rooms. Pajama and slipper wearing parents may or may not be found in the general vicinity.
Who does this feral crotch goblin belong to? It just opened a pack of sweets in the grocery store without paying for it. Where are the parents?
by Samesamebutdifferent78 May 19, 2025
Get the Crotch Goblin mug.An absolutely minging little ginger fat fuck of a 12yr old who thinks it’s funny to Roam the streets terrorising normal everyday people this is the type of child to continue breast feeding off of his mother until he is in his 20s.
by flapslapper29 May 31, 2025
Get the Crotch goblin mug.The act of inserting one's big toe into another's unsuspecting anal sphincter, commonly during sleep.
by hotdog jefferson April 10, 2024
Get the Goblin Toe mug.The act of inserting one's big toe into another's unsuspecting butthole, most commonly done during sleep.
by hotdog jefferson April 10, 2024
Get the Goblin Toe mug.In fanfiction spheres, a person who reads and enjoys types of fanfiction that are typically considered to be trashy or contains frowned upon tropes
Last night I was up until 4am reading a kidnapper/victim mpreg vore fic of my OTP, I'm such a trash goblin
by Trashiest_goblin April 17, 2024
Get the Trash Goblin mug.Drew mike the goon of the century. Drew mike is the most goon person of all time. Potentially going down in history books as The goon goblin. Goon meaning A person with poor social skills and a limited abillity to interact with other people. Someone you would rather not have to spend any length of time with.
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